Every guy I know has the same problem
It happens to you, it makes me real blue
There are a few, it might be you
They think they can dance, but seriously they can t

No sober white guy can dance

You can t escape it, you know it s true
Just hope and pray she s not looking at you
It s not our fault, not a thing you can do
the only cure is having beer with you

No sober white guy can dance

look at you, it s true
no sober white guy can dance
it s you